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My wife needs this therapy--

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Flysure1

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After 40 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
The wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.
 
Slightly modified to meet my situation:


After 40 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
The husband went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs he had endured.
Finally, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the husband to stand, she embraced and kissed him long and passionately as his wife watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The husband shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the wife and said, "This is what your husband needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop him off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.
 
That and the tonnage of salmon filets he has in the freezer one would think that she is fishing everyday.

That and let us not forget that they live in the bay area. So this is how the story should be told...


After 40 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
The husband went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs he had endured.
Finally, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the husband to stand, he embraced and kissed him long and passionately as his wife watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The husband shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the wife and said, "This is what your husband needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop him off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.

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This month she's fishing 4 times, whereas I fishing two of them. Next month she's fishing 5 times and I 2 of them.
 
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