I have been informed that Sacramento, the redneck capital of the world, is about to be invaded by a group of beatniks from the Bay area! Be on the look out for a really smoke filled late model Suburban with about a half dozen or so Bob Marley freaks! They are in cahoots with others traveling in from the north. They are not to be taken lightly as they are on a mission! If seen, run in the other direction as fast as you can. The one in the green mankini with the hookah pipe is bad news!
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