A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than allow to liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than allow to liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
