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Not staring at a nice rack

FordDude

FordDude

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The wife of a good friend has a really nice rack. She is a petite little thing and very cute. She likes wearing low cut tops so when I look at her I see lots of boobars and cleavage. I am of average height and she is pushing 5'2", so when I look into her eyes as I am talking to her there in lays the problem. I get an eyeful of cleavage as I am talking to her. Would I do her? Absolutely; I am not dead yet. Will I do her? Never, her husband is too good of a friend.
So should I ask her to put on a sweater or just apologize and say that I cannot help myself and look at the twins when I talk to her. :ecit
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"silverblueBP" said:
I say look at em, why else would they be on display?
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+1. If women didn't want you to look at 'em, then they shouldn't wear low cut top.

It would probably be politically incorrect to stare and drool!!
 
Why is this even a problem? The idea is to stand close enough to see the boob canyon, but far enough to not give away your eye position. Get too close and they know....This is only when you want to be sneaky.
If she's wearing low cut stuff, she's wanting guys to look at em.
 
She woulld be offended if you didn't look. She's not going to all that trouble to have no one notice.She's proud of them puppies.
 
I know you wear glasses, so get dark lenses. Hold your head up, and lower your eyes. No problem. No motorboatin'.
 
She's 5'2" and they're right in your line of sight? I'm not sure I undersatand that one, but it's mute anyway.

If she's a hottie... and it sounds like she is..... buddies GF/wife or not you are obligated to stare at them. Do not make eye contact at all to avoid any disapproving looks.

If she asks WTF you're staring at.... women appreciate honesty in a man so tell her straight out.... "your boobs". Again, do not make eye contact, continue staring at them. If she doesn't appreciate your admiration you'll eventually feel a warm stinging sensation on your cheek. Disregard this and continue staring. It will not likely leave a permanent scar.

If she giggles.... you got her! Lick your lips and immediately tell her that your gaze will not be satisfied until you've motorboat'ed them.

Unless your buddy is a pussy, he'll get over it. If he doesn't get over it, he wasn't a real friend anyway.

Of ALL of my wifes GF's..... only two of which are single... I've motorboated all but two of them. One I wouldn't really care to.... and one is like a daughter to me (she's stayed with us off and on since she was 19 while her military husband has been deployed overseas).

From experience, it's usually far easier to successfully accomplish after the consumption of alcohol. "If" there are any repercussions, you can always blame it on the booze. Don't be embarrassed about motorboating in public. Seize the opportunity wherever you're at. Your wife shouldn't mind if she really loves you.

I've got a great video shot at a party a couple years ago of me motorboating one of the wifes hottie GF's. It's approx. an hour long video and I'm not tech savvy enough to extract the portion detailing the event (unfortunately I didn't motorboat them for the whole hour).
 
I say it's OK if you don't get busted.

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I was "caught" real bad by a girl a few years ago during a business transaction (not that kind). She must have seen me kicking my friend under the table and pointing with my eyes because she finally thrusts out her hand and says, "Let me introduce myself" and she was not pleased. I practice the art of making eye contact when they are looking at me and when they look away, as all conversations will do every few seconds, I'll sneak the peek then.

Motorboarding another woman? Jesus, Dave, I can't fathom such a glorious, open world actually exists.
 
"SAC69" said:
I practice the art of making eye contact when they are looking at me and when they look away, as all conversations will do every few seconds, I'll sneak the peek then.
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Your a real innovator....
 
"SAC69" said:
Motorboarding another woman? Jesus, Dave, I can't fathom such a glorious, open world actually exists.
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Tom, I think it might be the Catholic guilt thing...........try and get over it!!!!
 
I have decided to take up motorboating as a hobby.

I managed two sucessful motorboating sessions last saturday night. I do not have any pictures of the actual motorboating activities but here is a report and a pic to show you the rack that was motorboated.

Location: Crowne Plaza Hotel, Dundalk, Ireland
Date:05/12/09
Time: 4-4:30am
Motorboating Permission sought: Yes and granted
Alochol consumed: 10-12 pints of Guinness.
Motorboat Duration: 15 seconds
Rack Rating: 7/10

Rack on the right.
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With the Christmas party session coming into full swing i should have some more motorboating reports to follow.
 
Sounds like you are definitely following in the footsteps of one of our former presidents. Way to go El Presidente!! Use the power for good, not evil...
 
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