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Now I know why Dave is so smart

FordDude

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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

fd
 
Another nice byproduct is that it improves the appearance of the opposite sex by at least 50% based on level of consumption so that a 4 at happy hour becomes a 9 by closing time for instance. With the effect it has on you visual acuity it also has a slimming attribute. A win/win!
Jon
 
Why when reading these replys do I get the mental image of Norm, Sam, Fraiser and a whole bar full of regulars on Cheers???
 
"70_Fastback" said:
But those cells aren't endless...
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Neither is life. What's your point? What good is it gonna do you to die with 100% of your brain cells? Use them puppies! Cull the herd and make yourself smarter!!!
 
I just want to try to ration the number of remaining cells to coincide with the remaining years of life. I don't want to use one up first and end up like "Craig"[nb]The original Craig (#1)[/nb] :scar
 
"Jonk67" said:
Another nice byproduct is that it improves the appearance of the opposite sex by at least 50% based on level of consumption so that a 4 at happy hour becomes a 9 by closing time for instance. With the effect it has on you visual acuity it also has a slimming attribute. A win/win!
Jon
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It was my experience a few times in college of it might seem like a win/win that evening but not so much the next morning...especially if you have a loud mouth roommate that tells everyone who you went home with.
 
I was thinking the same thing. A 4 at happy hour that turns into a 9 magically becomes a 2 the next morning. The only time this works in your favor is when you are the 4.
 
"70_Fastback" said:
I just want to try to ration the number of remaining cells to coincide with the remaining years of life. I don't want to use one up first and end up like a "Craig" :scar
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I know to whom you are referring but could you drop the "a" from "end up like a Craig"? Us Craig's aren't all bad!
 
"blue65coupe" said:
I was thinking the same thing. A 4 at happy hour that turns into a 9 magically becomes a 2 the next morning. The only time this works in your favor is when you are the 4.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol
 
"lethal289" said:
Looks like duane is letting him do it. :lol :lol
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Hey, what happens at Myrtle Beach stays at Myrtle Beach. It was Fall Bike Rally and you know how them boys like riding them hogs.
 
How does that saying go? What does a fat chick and a moped have in common? They are both fun to ride but you do not want your friends to see you on one. :lol :lol :lol :craz fd
 
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