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Old lady at doctor's

She says "Doctor, I'm gassy all the time, and I fart constantly. Fortunately, they're odorless and don't make a sound, but I'm still concerned."
The doc checks her out, writes a prescription and tells her to see him in a week.
A week later the old girl shows up and tells the doctor "Heavens to Betsy, Doctor, what in the world did you give me? I still fart all the time, but now they smell terrible. The entire house stinks."
"Ah, good, good," says the doc. "Now lets see what we can do about your hearing."
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