sgtjunior
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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, Do you have any rye bread?
She said, Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?
He said, I want 5 loaves.
She said, My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard.
He replied, I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me.
An elderly man really took care of his body.
He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day.
One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis.
So he decided to do something about that.
He went to the beach, undressed completely and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.
A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane. Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, There really is no justice in the world.
The other little old lady asked, What do you mean by that?
The first little old lady replied, Look at that..now that I now that I now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing out of the ground and I'm too old to squat.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, Do you have any rye bread?
She said, Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?
He said, I want 5 loaves.
She said, My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard.
He replied, I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me.
An elderly man really took care of his body.
He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day.
One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis.
So he decided to do something about that.
He went to the beach, undressed completely and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.
A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane. Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, There really is no justice in the world.
The other little old lady asked, What do you mean by that?
The first little old lady replied, Look at that..now that I now that I now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing out of the ground and I'm too old to squat.