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on a serious note-here is one of the best lines ever

Flysure1

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"Never confuse education with intelligence."

There is some real truth spoken there, look at the educated idiots you have met in your lifetime!
 
My wife believes that in a marriage one person has brains and the other has common sense. So because I'm smarter she's convinced she has all the common sense.

This from the woman that while at my daughter's volleyball game sitting next to one of the other mothers, who happens to be black, asks her which is her daughter. Now you know there is only 1 black girl on the squad.
She's all mine boys! :nut
 
"sgtjunior" said:
My wife believes that in a marriage one person has brains and the other has common sense. So because I'm smarter she's convinced she has all the common sense.

This from the woman that while at my daughter's volleyball game sitting next to one of the other mothers, who happens to be black, asks her which is her daughter. Now you know there is only 1 black girl on the squad.
She's all mine boys! :nut
Now that is funny!
 
Worked with several of them. Sometimes you just have to sit back, let'em do their thing, and enjoy the show.
 
"Flysure1" said:
"Never confuse education with intelligence."

There is some real truth spoken there, look at the educated idiots you have met in your lifetime!

Got an uncle like that. PhD and taught as a college professor for about 30 years before he retired. Brilliant man in the academic sense but I wonder some days if he has the common sense to know how to tie his own shoes.

Of course there is my sister....Masters in English but can't find a job and still living off our parents / my inheritance. With her the problem is simply if we were all just as super smart as her....go figure :rant
 
I had the misfortune of going to the first BBQ at the home of a neurosurgeon, he first doused a 1/2 can of lighter fluid on Kingsford Matchlight (resulting flames reached up to the eaves) then placed cheese on the burgers before flipping them over.
 
"SAC69" said:
I had the misfortune of going to the first BBQ at the home of a neurosurgeon, he first doused a 1/2 can of lighter fluid on Kingsford Matchlight (resulting flames reached up to the eaves) then placed cheese on the burgers before flipping them over.
Kind of fits this to a tee.
 
"RustyRed" said:
...Of course there is my sister....Masters in English but can't find a job and still living off our parents / my inheritance. ...go figure :rant
Sounds like my sister. Last year I bought from my parents the family farm. At thanksgiving, my sister asked me what part of the farm does she get when our parents die. I asked her what part of I bought the farm does she not understand. She just stood there staring at me.
 
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