Sorry if this is a report, but it is one of my favorites. This big outlaw biker type walk into a bar and says" listen up. I am a badass and I am in a bad mood. I have killed three men and am not afraid to kill one more. No one better bother me. All you cock suckers on the left side stay over there. And you motherfuckers on the right better stay put too.". One guy starts walking across the bar, the biker says where are you going? Guy says " sorry sir, but I am apparently on the wrong side.