Paddy

[scedd]

Cop was cruising down the street and spies Paddy strolling along with a Jack Daniels label stuck to his forehead.
Cop says "Whats up Paddy, are you on the booze again?"
Paddy says "No, I am on patches"

 

[sigtauenus]

Patches? We don't need no stinkin' patches!