Question Dave.......

[Sluggo]

You folks are not making Dave flex his mind Muscle enough. He needs a query that will put his word-smithing genius on display.

So here goes.

This is a hypothetical question.

Dave,
In the moment after you have dropped a deuce, you determine that is is in fact a masterpiece.

What thoughts race through your brilliant mind at that moment?

 

[66gt350]

No thoughts probably run through his mind. He just runs and grabs a camera to memorialize the masturdpiece!!

 

[daveSanborn]

What thoughts race through your brilliant mind at that moment?

Easy.....

When was the last time the honey-dew truck emptied the solids out of the spetic tank cuz this might be the icing on an otherwise really big cake of crap.

 

[66gt350]

Dave,

Is a "honey-dew truck", something like a "honey-do list"?

 

[AzPete]

Dave,

Is a "honey-dew truck", something like a "honey-do list"?

I will say they both can be crappy....

 

[blue65coupe]

What's so hypothetical about that? Camera phones come in handy in a situation like this when all of a sudden you find yourself reminded of a buddy.

 

[Sluggo]

What's so hypothetical about that? Camera phones come in handy in a situation like this when all of a sudden you find yourself reminded of a buddy.

I guess I had a predetermined answer already in my twisted mind.

Something along the lines of dispose or save for the next guy. I should have made it clear that we were talking about a public restroom.

 

[blue65coupe]

Oh, save it. Wait till no one else is in the restroom, jump in the next stall, wipe and be done.

 

[Sacbill]

I knew a guy who went so rarely (once every few days), he'd usually take pics of the better ones. He had his own code language for them, too:

OTB - Out of The Bowl

ATR - Above the Rim

 

[Sluggo]

I knew a guy who went so rarely (once every few days), he'd usually take pics of the better ones. He had his own code language for them, too:

OTB - Out of The Bowl

ATR - Above the Rim

lmao

 

[Johnny M]

I knew a guy who went so rarely (once every few days), he'd usually take pics of the better ones. He had his own code language for them, too:

OTB - Out of The Bowl

ATR - Above the Rim

hahahahahahahhahaahha

 

[guruatbol]

Just sick! I love it though. We men seem to love potty humor and are fascinated with a good turd!!!!

sounds like your friend Bill, should do some sort of a cleanse before he has some real problems!

Mel

 

[sgtjunior]

I drive my wife crazy with stuff like that. I have my 2 young daughters talking about dropping a duece and how impressive they are. When they try to describe it she flips.