Quote of the day

[scedd]

Quote from: scedd on 24-07-2010, 05:32:06
Its the same as if i scored a date with a beauty queen,
they will hear all about my huge inheritance and mansion, but nothing about my bad eye or shrivelled up testicle!

That could be the quote of the day for today. By the way, what a great idea. We should have a quote of the day thread. Someone start one...

This was KO67's idea, but i will get the ball rolling with some of my late fathers favourite sayings, like -

I walked into his workshop one day and said "G'day, are you busy?"
His reply was "I'm flat out like a centipede skipping"

 

[ko67]

Something my friend Joe said " who says you can't judge a book by it's cover? That's why the put a ficking cover on the book."

one from "shit my dad says .com". " your success as a parent is judged my your stupidest child. If one of your kids wins the Nobel prize, and the other gets robbed by a hooker in Atlantic city, you fail.