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Raisin Bread

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A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant, who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.
The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought. When she descends, he decides he'd better get two loaves, as he's having company.

As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notice what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread too.

After many trips she is tired and irritated & begins to wonder, "why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?" Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below.
Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd. Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"

"No," stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little."
 
"Two loaves, please!" says Midlife. "No, not that one...the one over there..."
 
"Midlife" said:
"Two loaves, please!" says Midlife. "No, not that one...the one over there..."

So you were the one that was just "quivering" huh...
 
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