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Restroom Signs?

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Flysure1

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supposedly found in restrooms--


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If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC
















Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO
















No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
















At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ
















It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ
















Make love, not war.
- Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT
















If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal..
Revolution Books
New York , New York ..
















If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC
















Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Deb evic's, Phoenix , AZ
















You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Deb evic's, Beverly Hill s , CA
















No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Deb evic's, Beverly Hill s , CA












~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~











A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX

 
You have time to read in there?

I'm too busy gritting my teeth, screwing up my eye's, clutching the lip on the seat and pushing!
 
One of the funniest bathroom scribbles I've ever seen was in a roadside gas station mens room somewhere in Alabama.

Directly above the dispenser recepticle of the condom machine someone had written:

For partial refund, insert photo of child here.
 
Sign in men's room at Myrtle Beach:

Two Irish Car Bombs: $10.00
Park bench for sleeping: $150.00

Dancing with some passed out guy's hot wife while he gets kicked by the security guard every 5 minutes: Priceless
 
"Once i sat broken hearted tried to chit and only farted, Later on i took a chance tried to fart and chit my pants."


And from Beavis and Butthead.... "Here i sit, same as ever, took a chit and pulled the lever, water ran and overflowed, look out world its the mother load.."
 
"blue65coupe" said:
Sign in men's room at Myrtle Beach:

Two Irish Car Bombs: $10.00
Park bench for sleeping: $150.00

Dancing with some passed out guy's hot wife while he gets kicked by the security guard every 5 minutes: Priceless
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HA! Looks like I missed all the funny stuff.
 
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