I run standard plates on my car and have to get a safety inspection every year. I took it today to the neighborhood quickie stickie shop. The inspector was an old coot. He asked me to open the hood, looked at the engine, whisted, said I could close the hood, walked around the car and started filling out the new sticker. He asked me if I wanted to remove the old sticker, which I did, and he put the new one on. Never drove the car, checked the lights, nothing. He checked my insurance card and took my $15. WHen I asked if we were done, he said " I see the condition this car is in. I know guys like you and I know if a light was out, you would have replaced it and polished the socket before you put it in. I also heard it running when you drove up and the engine looks like you caould eat off the intake and you probably polish the dipstick before you put it in. I am done, and I wont tell if you won't. I would rather not drive it unless you insist because I would want to get on it." I said that we were done, thanks. I am sure that this would violate his inspection license, but I appreciated the attitude.