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Scotch?

FordDude

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On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.


The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.


The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box candy.


Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit..She touched a drop of
the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"

Is it wine?" she guessed.


No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"


"No," said the little boy...
"It's a puppy"

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