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Senior Retirement

70 StangMan

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My 1 day employment at Wally Mart



So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,

a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, sloppy,

unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store dragging her two kids and yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, ' Good morning and welcome to Wal Mart.

Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

This ugly bitch stopped yelling long enough to say,

'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied,

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe, as ugly as you are, you ever got screwed twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
 
Shart. This was gonna be my 2nd day at my new retirement job at Walley's.
I enjoyed your joke so much that i cut and pasted and emailed it to my new greeter manager. She didnt think it was funny i guess. She emailed me back and her email said " Congratulations Redneck you just earned your Pink slip log out and leave now". This really pisses me off ,since i was born in Michigan and ive never traveled any farther south than Columbus Ohio. Do you suppose they got me mixed up with someone else? :shy

[gmod]Edited for language that is reserved for the PW forums[/gmod]
 
Yah,I was kidding. I was down in Florida in the 60's with a family member who baught one of Ford's 3 experimental Daytona stock cars. Boy that was a bust hard surface big track to local small dirt track car, i told him it wasnt gonna work.
Anyhow i didnt think that would count.
 
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