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Sex Test For Rednecks

FordDude

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A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False

Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False

Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False

Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False

The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False

A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False

Semen is a term for sailors. True or False

Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False

Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False

A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False

KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False

Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False

Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False

Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False

An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False

A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False

An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False

A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False

A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. True or False

An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False

A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False

Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False

Pornography is the business of making records. True or False

Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False

Douche is the French word for "twelve." True or False

fd
 
"FordDude" said:
A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False

Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False

Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False

Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False

The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False

A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False

Semen is a term for sailors. True or False

Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False

Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False

A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False

KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False

Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False

Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False

Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False

An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False

A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False

An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False

A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False

A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. True or False

An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False

A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False

Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False

Pornography is the business of making records. True or False

Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False

Douche is the French word for :Mark True or False

fd
Man that was too easy...they're all true.
 
I find this stuff to be demograting, repluseive, disprectful, unkine, bullying, belittleing, and true. U'ens can kiss my redneck ass. :shee :beer :guns :nut :g_beer
 
"Gigantopithecus" said:
Anus: Californian for vagina.

Ouch !!! :hide :hide :yah :wor .........................................................LMAO
 
Nothing from those Kalifornis weirdo's surprises me, but since were talking about rednecks, "Anus" is what they call the cows round here. "Hey Jo, what kind of cows you got", Hey Fred, I got Black Anus".
 
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