carlizard
Active Member
One winter morning while listening to the radio, Norman's wife hears the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later, while they are eating breakfast, Norman and his wife hears the radio announcer say, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through."
Again, Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
The next week, they are having breakfast again when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park your car-----" but at just that moment, the electric power goes out.
Norman's wife is very upset. With a worried look on her face, she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do! The radio cut off before I heard which side of the street I need to park on so the snowplow can get through!"
Norman smiles and patiently gives an answer that could only come from a long-married man who loves his wife. "Dear, why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later, while they are eating breakfast, Norman and his wife hears the radio announcer say, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through."
Again, Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
The next week, they are having breakfast again when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park your car-----" but at just that moment, the electric power goes out.
Norman's wife is very upset. With a worried look on her face, she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do! The radio cut off before I heard which side of the street I need to park on so the snowplow can get through!"
Norman smiles and patiently gives an answer that could only come from a long-married man who loves his wife. "Dear, why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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