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So I get this weird gift from Craig...

tarafied1

tarafied1

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probably related to the fart joke I posted the other day. It's a remote control fart machine. So the night I get it, my 15 year-old son's GF is over. Wife asks what we should do for dinner and I say "Taco Bell" and they all agree. Perfect.
I order a big burrito. So we get home and I get the fart machine and put it in my hoodie pocket. Son's, GF and wife are all in the kitchen, breakfast bar area. I push the remote button and can barely contain my laughter. I tried to act natural and like I didn't notice. I did it a couple more times before I couldn't help laughing. The whole family was cracking up. They could tell it wasn't real fart sounds but didn't know how I was doing it. I continued letting 'em rip and laughing!
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the sounds are quite dramatic, we had a school event to go to tonight and my wife threatened to kill me me every which way if I brought it!
 
With friends like cmayna who needs... :sarc

OK ok I get the story. Taco Bell and a big burrito. Fart machine in your hoodie pocket. So are you in another room closing your eyes, squatting and grinding your teeth when you push the button? Or did you hang the hoodie on the chair in the kitchen and accuse the person sitting in the chair. :yah

Fart jokes are always funny. :thu Oh wait I a dude so that goes without saying. :part

fd
 
no I was wearing the hoodie, embarrassing the son by farting in front of his GF. If the fart sounds were a little more realistic I could have passed it off as me but they are so exaggerated that you can't help but laugh. It was still pretty funny. The GF is a bit shy and maybe still a little uncomfortable around us. This may have changed that!
 
You should have slipped it into the sons pocket, that would have been funny.

A nurse dropped a small one in a doctors big white coat pocket at a hospital I worked at in MS, she would randomly hit the remote while he was discussing pts. with other nurses, that was hilarious - the look on the nurses face he was talking to... The doctor didn't have a sense of humor even after he was let in on the joke. Next appearance someone taped it under the conference table when we had a monthly meeting...even the doctors laughed at that one.

The proper place would be to mount it in the fart can on the Prelude.
Jon
 
About a year ago we were at a funeral. We sat way in the back row because we had alaina with. She was sitting on my lap. Just as they start talking and everyone is quiet, she let's one go. Very loud. Right away I look down and say alaina. Everyone looks at me like, oh sure blame the 2 year old. It was a bit awkward.
 
For some reason, Deb does not think the Fart Machine you sent me is very funny! Maybe because I over use it......
 
Craig must have bought a case of these things because we got one too.

I got my 7yr old boy JD when he came home from school. I had it in my pocket and asked him how school was, he said it was OK. I hit the button once and he smiled and said " Daddy " ! , I said excuse me and hit the button again and he started laughing. I said excuse me again and started to walk away and he's still laughing. I hit the button again and he just about fell out of the chair. " Daddy, are you OK ? I've never herd you fart before ". I told him I had some of Moms beans for lunch ( Shari had just made a big pot of beans ) and it was from the been's and I hit the button again. Well now he's laughing harder than I've ever seen him laugh. I said excuse me again and started down the hall way hitting the button every few feet. I think he missed a good 5min of his cartoon from the laughing. I never told him it was a machine.

I'm going to try in on Ermalyn today.

Nice one Craig, thank you very much. We'll be having lot's of fun with the new toy.
 
OMG John,
Your reply had tears of laughter running down my face. Here's part of a PM I got from 67 Evil Eleanor who got one for getting 2nd place in the COTY.
Had a chance to try out the fart machine. I placed under the covers of my wifie's bed while she was in the bathroom. Once she returned and was lying there, my daughter entered the room and sat on the side where the the fart box was. I was just outside the door with the button. I let them talk just a bit the then pressed the button, phhhhooooot it went and it sounded very real. My wife looked at her and said "Kelsey" but that was it. After a few more seconds went by and they began talking again I let another one rip. Again she called her name and said "Kelsey, you are gassy". As soon as she said that I let another one go. She then said "get off my bed if your gonna keep farting". At this point my daughter was laughing out of control and when she would stop to catch her breath I would press the button. It took my wife a minute to figure out it was a machine. I wish I had it on video cause it was hilarious. My next adventure is gonna be taking it to the flea market. I'll try to get some video this time. It will be a blast.
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Potty humour at it's finest
 
Maynard, you are a pill. What will you think of next? How many rainbow hearts do you have?

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I should bring my fart machine into the store and when I have an obnoxious or looney dog owner, I could use it to clear the store :pbj
 
Sounds like a fun thing to bring on the power tour. You can put it under someones seat and press the remote every time you pass them or they pass you.
 
"RapidRabbit" said:
About a year ago we were at a funeral. We sat way in the back row because we had alaina with. She was sitting on my lap. Just as they start talking and everyone is quiet, she let's one go. Very loud. Right away I look down and say alaina. Everyone looks at me like, oh sure blame the 2 year old. It was a bit awkward.
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And your still trying to blame Alaina? :no

fd
 
"janschutz" said:
Sounds like a fun thing to bring on the power tour. You can put it under someones seat and press the remote every time you pass them or they pass you.
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Assuming they would be able to hear it while listening to their motor.
 
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