So, I was in vegas and I had a good night at the tables. This really hot brunette approached me and asked if I wanted to party. I said that I did. She came up to the room and said that she would really love to give me a handjob for only $1500. I told her that this seemed pretty steep for a hand job, and asked her how a handjob could possible be worth that. She showed me her $20,000 cartier watch and said "See this watch? I paid for this $20,000 watch by giving $1500 hand jobs. I paid the money, she did the deed, and it was amazing. The next night, I saw her in the bar again. She asked if I wanted a $5000 blow job. Again, I told her that I could not possibly imaging a blow job worth $5000. She took me over to the door and pointed out a new BMW 750. "See that new beemer? I paid for that by giving $5000 blowjobs." I had plenty of cash from the tables, and had to find out. So, I paid, she blew and it was amazing. So good, in fact, that I had to know more. I asked her the question that all of you are thinking of now. "if a handjob is $1500, and a blowjob is $5000, how much for some pussy?" She took me over to the window and pointed out a small hotel and casino on the edge of the strip. She said "How much for some pussy? You saw that watch from the handjobs, you saw the car from the blowjobs?, Now do you see that small casino and hotel? If I had a pussy I could by that fucker for cash."
sometimes, what happens in vegas stays with you for a while....
This was the joke that I mentioned when a recent post accused me of getting blown by a chick with concealed external plumbing. It did not really happen, I promise. There is no way that I ever had a good night at the tables.
sometimes, what happens in vegas stays with you for a while....
This was the joke that I mentioned when a recent post accused me of getting blown by a chick with concealed external plumbing. It did not really happen, I promise. There is no way that I ever had a good night at the tables.
