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So, the other night

Fast68back

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My GF, my son and I were all leaving the hockey game (Texas Brahmas, game 6 of playoffs, they lost...) and my 12 yer old son decides to share a couple jokes with us.....

Joke #1

"Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?"

The mosquito will stop sucking if you smack it.....


Joke #2

"Whats the difference between a brick and a redhead?"

The brick will eventually get laid ...

I wasn't sure if I should laugh, smack him or think the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
 
:lol :lol :lol :lol

What's the difference between a prostitute and a bird dog??
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A bird dog Sic's ducks.
 
She laughed her arse off.... they get along great, wouldnt doubt it if she dumped me for him once he starts getting a pay check....
 
"daveSanborn" said:
Bald? That could be cool..... sort of..... just once maybe.
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Dave,
Are you having those urges again?


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"daveSanborn" said:
Bald? That could be cool..... sort of..... just once maybe.
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Based on that quote, I instantly thought of the Va-Jay-Jay... and Mikey thought of a dude. :ga
 
"70_Fastback" said:
Based on that quote, I instantly thought of the Va-Jay-Jay... and Mikey thought of a dude. :ga
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I first thought of Sinead O'Connor.

I used to have a co-worker that loved Sinead and I never exactly figured out why. I'd rather gouge my own eyes out then listen to one of her songs and / or look at her.
 
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