Some "Jokes" for the day...

[gotstang]

Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: His penis was in the chicken.

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: LIckalotapus


i'm not 100% sure if these are up to flysure's standards? :amaz :scar

 

[blue65coupe]

What do lesbians call an open can of cat food?


Potpourri

 

[RustyRed]

Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

Q: What do you call lesbian twins?
A: Lick-a-likes.

Q: What's the definition of confusion?
A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.


Q: What you do call a room full of 50 politicians and 50 lesbians?
A: 100 people who don't do dick!