Two married guys are taking a stroll when they come upon 2 dogs screwing in the front yard of the neighbors house. one turns to the other and said"what i wouldn't do to get my wife in that position" the other replies "you can, just give her 3 shots of tequila before you go to bed and you should have no problem" the next day they met up and the one asked" how'd it go last night?" the other replied 'good but it actually took 5 shots' Really? yeah, after 3 I got her on her knees but it took 2 more to get her on the front lawn!
Fat girls and Bricks
Ya know what a fat girl in California and a pallet of bricks got in common...
Sooner or later their gonna get laid by some Mexican.....
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ''Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private. 'The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full ofstrangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?? ''There's something wrong with my ear', he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?? ''I can't piss out of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."
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Fat girls and Bricks
Ya know what a fat girl in California and a pallet of bricks got in common...
Sooner or later their gonna get laid by some Mexican.....
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ''Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private. 'The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full ofstrangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?? ''There's something wrong with my ear', he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?? ''I can't piss out of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."
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