Something that just bugs me.

[GypsyR]

"Hold my beer".

No. It's just wrong. In the context it's usually used in it should be "Lemme slam this beer real quick and...".
"Hold it" nothing. Would you really even want it back from your buddy's hot sweaty hand after jumping the garden shed with your RV? And anyway he more than likely set it down somewhere and lost it. Accidently drank it. Spilled it. Handed it to someone else, etc. If he's your BEST buddy. probably put a dead spider or cat turd in it.

So I think we oughta stop with the beer holding. Slam that thing like a real American and go do stupid stuff. With a belch.

Yes, crap like this just pops into my head sometimes.

 

[Midlife]

No no no! You got it wrong. The person who says "Hold my beer" knowingly put a dead spider or cat turd in it, and expects his buddy to drink it while he's doing something useful.

 

[Russstang]

Never happened to me. I might say “here, hold this empty can/bottle” but there would be no beer left.

 

[GypsyR]

Have you seen this Ariana Grande person? All I know about her is that she sings stuff I don't listen to. That's fine. But every so often I see a picture of her in my news feed because of whatever social thing and it bugs me, Because....well. In every single picture of her I've seen it looks like she has a clothespin on her c...on her...ummm, extra special little lady parts. I mean even when she's smiling. Seriously, search up a picture of this person and tell me I'm wrong.

 

[KBMWRS]

Who holds your beer while you think of these things?

 

[GypsyR]

A midget woman whose head is flat on top.