Southern 10 Commandments

[70 StangMan]

Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments.


(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff


Now that's plain an' simple.

Y'all have a nice day now ya hear!
And bless your little heart .

 

[tarafied1]

sounds 'bout right!

 

[70_Fastback]

:5

 

[blue65coupe]

:vic

 

[beach pony]

bout sums it up! :10

 

[66gt350]

When you say 'em do you have to say 'em with a redneck drawl and have banjos in the background???

 

[Anonymous]

How else would you sayem :craz mg :ecit

 

[70 StangMan]

When you say 'em do you have to say 'em with a redneck drawl and have banjos in the background???

You don't HAVE to,but it does kinda' help set the tone. :ecit

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Drawl is required, banjo optional. Extra points for regional drawl. Each state is different.

 

[Grabber70Mach]

:10 :nta

 

[guruatbol]

Deliverance and way of life, not a movie!

:10

Mel