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Space 4 Rent.....under my kitchen sink WTF?

cmayna

DILLIGARA?
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Don't know how long this ad will last, so I've cut and pasted the text.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/prk/4358465473.html

I am renting the space underneath my kitchen sink. I will of course empty out the area and have included a photo with my stuff still stored there only to give a better idea of its capacity. It is clean, dark, odor free and relatively dry. I will allow you access to my kitchen M-F from 6:00 pm until 9:00 pm PST so that you can get at your storage area without issue. I do ask that you do not store any animal, vegetable, mineral or sprits that are either alive or dead or dying. In addition I also ask that nothing explosive, flammable, caustic, products from protected or endangered species, weapons, Nazi memorabilia or Michael Jackson albums be stores in this area. I will not be held responsible if your storage area is compromised by my toddler or the teenage boy next door looking for old Playboy magazines as it is not a secure cabinet in any true meaning of the word. You may be able to get some sort of rider on your Homeowners insurance or bond to cover your belongings in the unfortunate event of their demise. Also, if my sink breaks and the storage area floods or food debris from my garbage disposal fills it inadvertently, I will contact you immediately so that you can remove all of your material from under my sink. You will of course be responsible for not only cleaning up the area but also for all repairs.



Please feel free to email me with any questions or comments that you may have. Act quickly however, as I don't think that this opportunity will last very long. . ..





Howie
 
With the influx of high tech workers into the Bay Area (ie: Google, Facebook, etc.) the area is experiencing a real housing crunch with demand pushing up rental rates to historically stratospheric levels. The trend is leading to rent hikes that fuel gentrification and a backlash against the newly arrived high tech workers. Obviously, the CL listing is an attempt to draw attention to logical and perhaps illogical outcomes possible.

Craig, being the innovative type, with your proximity to the Facebook site, you might consider renting out the two upper storage racks in your warehouse...with the forklift you can offer your tenants a "room" with a view and "elevator" service ! :yah
 
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