> >Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?
> >
> >Wonder no more!
> >
> >It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an
> >extremely ordered and complex life.
> >
> >The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well
> >as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
> >throughout its life.
> >
> >If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family
> >and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their
> >vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird
> >to be rolled into and buried.
> >
> >The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
> >
> >
> > "Freeze a jolly good fellow"
> > "Freeze a jolly good fellow"
> > "Then they kick him in the ice hole."
> >
> >
> >Wonder no more!
> >
> >It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an
> >extremely ordered and complex life.
> >
> >The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well
> >as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
> >throughout its life.
> >
> >If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family
> >and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their
> >vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird
> >to be rolled into and buried.
> >
> >The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
> >
> >
> > "Freeze a jolly good fellow"
> > "Freeze a jolly good fellow"
> > "Then they kick him in the ice hole."
> >
