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Sunday evening joke

FordDude

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One day, a little boy goes over to his grandparents house and is sitting out on the porch with his grandfather.

Grandpa is drinking a beer and the little boy asks if he can have a sip.

"Can your dick touch your asshole?" replies the grandpa.

He says no, so the grandpa says "well, then you aren't old enough yet to drink beer".

The little boy goes back to his grandparents house about a week later and is again sitting on the porch with grandpa, and again asks if he can have a sip of grandpa's beer.

"Can your dick touch your asshole yet?" He says it still cant, so Grandpa say "Sorry, but you're still not old enough yet"

The little boy goes inside where grandma gives him a plate of fresh cookies. He goes back outside and Grandpa asks him if he can have one.

"Can YOUR dick touch YOUR asshole, Grandpa?"

"Sure can" says Grandpa.

"Well good for you, then go fuck yourself, cuz these are my cookies"

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