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A pregnant woman with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...", to which the doctor replies "I know...I know..." placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."


Mexican words of the day

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol I have more laughs on this forum than I ever got on the other side!

Mel :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
those are great! I'd love to stay and read more but I have to pick the bishop. :ecit don't tell her I said that neither!
 
"tarafied1" said:
those are great! I'd love to stay and read more but I have to pick the bishop. :ecit don't tell her I said that neither!
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No I would never ever change your title to "The Bishop". Did I say that out-loud? :sur fd
 
"FordDude" said:
No I would never ever change your title to "The Bishop". Did I say that out-loud? :sur fd
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Must......not......click...use inventory............ :eek:mg
 
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader

This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel -
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

2. Dictate -
My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb -
I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4 Foreclose -
If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum -
I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment -
My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna
send me back to the joint.

7. Penis -
I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel -
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He
say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

9. Undermine -
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic -
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq -
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain -
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify -
I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify."

14. Income -
I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonics word:

Today's word is: "OMELET"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
 
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