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Teebone - DOOFUS award candidate

Teebone

Teebone

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Uncle Vinny went to North Carolina to paint
one of the garage floors. He bought 2 containers
of the stuff and drove his 11 hours (so obviously
this was a priority for him).

Well...I get a phone call that he does half of the garage...and...
he leaves the 2nd bucket of floor stuff at the wrong end where
he can't get to it...HA !

Now he was stuck and had to wait till the next day
to complete the job. DOOFUS AWARD CANDIDATE ???
I think so...

Of course, this is Aunt Toni back in Connecticut

When he reads this...I'm getting on my pink
broom and taking off because I'll be in big
trouble for being a rat !!!
 
Doofus for sure but most of those that gain the award status must involve broken car parts and blood.
 
he leaves the 2nd bucket of floor stuff at the wrong end where
he can't get to it...HA !
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Now that's funny!


Unfortunately to qualify for a doofus there must be blood involved. Is it possible that he may injure himself doing the second half? Or maybe while watching the paint dry?
 
Just trying to imagine how you can paint half the garage and not access the other can? Back to front you should be able to do it. Simply walk over to the undone side and pick it up. The only scenario I can think of is side to side and doing the front first. Surely this was not the case. Right ??
 
Maybe he was painting the floor with blood!?!?!? :eek:mg

Don't ask...it's a demonic thing. Sort of goes along with pink witches brooms. :rp
 
It's a friendly pink broom...come on...I'll take you
for a ride and you'll see.

Don't ask me how he left the 2nd bucket of stuff at the
wrong end...maybe when he was Flipping those sparkle
things onto the floor he just got overwhelmed with joy !!!
 
I know that friendly pink broom.

And how did it get pink? Stained with blood from bashing Uncle Vinnie over the head :dh with it.

Believe me, there will be blood involved...very soon!
 
You know something Toni...your kinda small and puny to be talking smack...wait till I get home.. :fbomb
 
Hey Vinny, I can here arguing over here. Oh wait it's the just stupid neighbors. :dh

Oh yeah Jennifer wanted to know if the Christmas tree survived the move?
 
We'll we haven't officially moved yet...but tell Jennifer
the 4 years of having that Christmas tree standing in
our living room is now...believe it or not...packed in a box

Still in the living room Jennifer...but finally taken apart & boxed.

Guess this move gave Uncle Vinny a little motivation
wouldn't ya say !
 
Yep, and all because he forgot to call the friend who offered to help him work on the garage LOL...

So, do they not sell floor epoxy in North Carolina?
 
The killer part is , is that Vinny was standing there with his back to the door to the house and the other paint can by the garage door. And he still couldn't figure out how to get to it. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
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