Texting

[Midlife]

As seen on another forum...

Once again we are reminded that… Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus – Read on.

Text from my wife

My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."


I replied........"I am taking a crap. What should I do?"

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As you know I am always romantic and nice to my wife (cough), so last night I said:" Have I told you today that I love you?"
She said "No"
I replied:" Well then there must be a reason for that, don't you think. "

 

[cmayna]

You feel better?

 

[SELLERSRODSHOP]

try rocking back & forth if you are having a hard time.... :hide

 

[Flysure1]

They just don't appreciate you around here do they Randy.

 

[opentrackerSteve]

TMI

 

[Midlife]

A tough audience to please...I thought they were funny.

 

[Legallyfast]

Good for me lol

 

[JeffTepper]

A tough audience to please...I thought they were funny.

Randy:

They are funny. Judging by the fact that you appear to be conscious enough to post here, you probably did not try that second one out on your wife!! :roul

 

[RapidRabbit]

I think the problem is we need a laughing smiley again.