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The COWBOY Solution to save Gasoline.

FordDude

FordDude

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OBAMA wants us to cut the amount of gasoline we use.....

The best way to stop using so much gasoline is to deport 15 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 15 million less people using our gas.
The price of gas would come down......
Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the borders....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....

Tell him if he wants to come to AMERICA then he must serve a tour in OUR military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it......

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country......
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. .......

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved.....


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Great plan! It also brought to mind something I hadn't thought of in years. When I got out of the military I applied to be a Border Patrol Agent. Since I was living in New Orleans at the time, my whole application processing was done there, including the interview before a panel of agents (yes, New Orleans has a Border Patrol station...who knew?!). One of the things they strongly urged was bringing your spouse, significant other, whatever, with you to the interview. My wife accompanied me to mine. Once the actual interview process was completed she was allowed to come in. We were both urged to ask questions of the panel concerning living conditions in anticipated assignment areas, what kind of hardships a family could face, what the job entailed, etc. With a straight face my wife pops up and asks "why don't you just put barbed wire along the borders in two rows? In between the rows lay mine fields. If an illegal gets over the first row, oh well, problem solved! It'd also save a lot of risk to agents and expenses to the tax payers!!" I thought the board was going to pee their pants laughing so hard. One of the agents from the Gulfport, MS station (yes, they have one THERE too!), told her, "ma'am, if I could get anywhere with that idea in Washington, I'd support it 100%!". I guess they liked the honesty of her question because I got hired! LOL
 
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