> The Female Genie ...
>
>
> While trying to escape through
> Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
> bottle on the sand and picked it up.
>
>
> Suddenly, a female genie rose from
> the bottle and with a smile said,
> "Master,
> may I grant you one wish?"
>
>
> Osama responded," You ignorant,
> unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you
> know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me
> anything."
>
>
> The shocked genie said, "Please, I
> must grant you a wish or I will be
> returned
> to that bottle forever."
>
>
> Osama thought a moment, then
> grumbled about the impertinence of the
> woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three
> American women in my
> bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.
>
> "The annoyed genie said, "So be
> it!" and disappeared.
>
>
> The next morning Bin Laden woke up
> in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
> Harding,
> and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
>
> His penis was gone, his knees were
> broken, and he had no health
> insurance.
>
> God is good.
>
>
> While trying to escape through
> Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
> bottle on the sand and picked it up.
>
>
> Suddenly, a female genie rose from
> the bottle and with a smile said,
> "Master,
> may I grant you one wish?"
>
>
> Osama responded," You ignorant,
> unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you
> know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me
> anything."
>
>
> The shocked genie said, "Please, I
> must grant you a wish or I will be
> returned
> to that bottle forever."
>
>
> Osama thought a moment, then
> grumbled about the impertinence of the
> woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three
> American women in my
> bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.
>
> "The annoyed genie said, "So be
> it!" and disappeared.
>
>
> The next morning Bin Laden woke up
> in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
> Harding,
> and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
>
> His penis was gone, his knees were
> broken, and he had no health
> insurance.
>
> God is good.
