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The Gynecologist

scedd

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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the
verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands
would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.

He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up
for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist
prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained
a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I
don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I
wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back
together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did
all of it through the muffler."
 
I forgot to mention that I wanted to be a gynecologist but i couldn't do it because i developed tunnel vision.
 
"scedd" said:
"I gave you an extra 50% because you did
all of it through the muffler."
I'm not saying that I'm an expert at female anatomy but I don't think gynecologist's work thru the muffler!?! That would be a different kind of doctor (proctologist)
 
"tarafied1" said:
I'm not saying that I'm an expert at female anatomy but I don't think gynecologist's work thru the muffler!?! That would be a different kind of doctor (proctologist)
What about dual exhaust....wouldn't one "tail pipe" be for the gynecologist and one "tail pipe" for the proctologist?

I guess that's one reason I refer to my car as a she, and not to mention that she can be kinda temperamental? :craz
 
"66gt350" said:
What about dual exhaust....wouldn't one "tail pipe" be for the gynecologist and one "tail pipe" for the proctologist?

I guess that's one reason I refer to my car as a she, and not to mention that she can be kinda temperamental? :craz
well, when you put it that way...
 
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