So, dude decides to retire and live in a cabin in the hills of Kentucky. Late one evening, there is a knock at the door. When he answers, there is a big hillbilly, dirty overalls, long beard, no shoes, etc. He says 'howdy, neighbor. I am here to invite you to a party." Dude says, 'wow, I love parties, what kind of party is it?" Hillbilly says "Its gonna be a great time. Gonna be some drinking, some fuckin, some fighting, some more fuckin, it will be great." Dude says, 'ok, do you want me to bring some food or something?" Hillbilly says 'Nope. Just gonna be you and me."