DEL65
Of The Morons
The Mexican Maid asked for a raise. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise..
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria:"Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife:"Who said you iron better than me?
Maria:"Jor huzban he say so."
Wife:"Oh yeah?"
Maria:"The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife: (really boiling now and through gritted teeth.) "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora...."The gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria:"Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife:"Who said you iron better than me?
Maria:"Jor huzban he say so."
Wife:"Oh yeah?"
Maria:"The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife: (really boiling now and through gritted teeth.) "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora...."The gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
