The Observant Daughter

[FordDude]

One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident."

She replied, "I know that, daddy."

He replied, "How'd you know?"

The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE!' afterwards!"

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[SELLERSRODSHOP]

reminds me of an old one from back in the day:

a guy & his daughter were driving down the road behind lorena bobbit & she throws john's "Johnson" out the window after severing it. it flies back, hits their windshield, sticks for a moment then flies off.
the little girl says "daddy! what was that??"
nervously, he says "I think it was a bug..."

little girl says, "it sure did have a big dick, didn't it??"