the priest

[scedd]

A priest checks in to a hotel in New York.
At the reception desk he says to the clerk:
"When I get to my room I hope the porn channel will be disabled."
The clerk replies: "It's a normal porn channel, you sick bastard"

 

[blue65coupe]

lmao

 

[scedd]

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices
there's a Nicobate patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're
supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder,
not your penis.'

The other one replies, 'It's working just fine. I'm down
to two butts a day.'

 

[blue65coupe]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. His name wasn't Massa was it?