Things you don't say to your wife

[RustyRed]

Tim Hawkins Things you don't say to your wife


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMo ... r_embedded


Pretty darn funny!

 

[Anonymous]

Good one!

 

[timbeam]

That's great!

 

[ko67]

got another one: hey honey, come look at this .gif file on stangfix of a girl in orange velour shorts jiggling her ass...

 

[Anonymous]

I try to avoid "good morning".

 

[timbeam]

Question: "Do these pants make me look fat?"

Correct answer: "Not at all, you look great in them!"

Wrong answer: "Don't try to blame it on the pants!"

 

[RustyRed]

Question: "Do these pants make me look fat?"

Correct answer: "Not at all, you look great in them!"

Wrong answer: "Don't try to blame it on the pants!"

:yah :bowdown :thu

 

[SAC69]

I once told wifey that if something ever happened to her, there was no way I'd ever get married again. She took great offense with the statement.

 

[Anonymous]

Strangely enough, Deb sometimes asks about her wardrobe before she leaves in the mornings. I pull no punches, if it's too (loose, tight, long, short, etc...) then that's what she gets. She learned a long time ago that I call em like I see em. I can't recall a time she got mad at my reply. [nb]she's probably been keeping a detailed list of those times in her head, waiting for the opportune time to retaliate![/nb]

 

[opentrackerSteve]

Mark,

Footnote 1 was listed in your wedding terms and conditions - didn't you read the fine print?

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah I read it, but it was some years after!

 

[RustyRed]

I once told wifey that if something ever happened to her, there was no way I'd ever get married again. She took great offense with the statement.

I've had that thought cross my mind more times then I can count since it's a daily occurrence kind of deal but I must admit I've never had the balls to say it out loud.

 

[gtscode]

Strangely enough, Deb sometimes asks about her wardrobe before she leaves in the mornings. I pull no punches, if it's too (loose, tight, long, short, etc...) then that's what she gets. She learned a long time ago that I call em like I see em. I can't recall a time she got mad at my reply. [nb]she's probably been keeping a detailed list of those times in her head, waiting for the opportune time to retaliate![/nb]

We are the same way.