A newly divorced mother of an 11 year old son told him one day to be on his best behavior this afternoon when he gets to meet the new guy she has been dating,
about 1 pm there is a knock at the door and the new "guy " is there, he shakes the young mans hand firmly and ruffles his hair and bends down in his ear and says, "hey tiger I want you to go out on the balcony and count every person who comes by in the next hour with a red hat on, I"ll give you a buck for each one that passes the apartment!"
The kid practically runs out and begins to scan the street and sidewalk for red hats, the new boyfriend quickly scoops up his momma and rushes into the bedroom and closes the door behind him, after about 10 minute's junior is pounding on the bedroom door, the boyfriend is irritated and hollers what do you want? Junior laughs and says "I just wanted to let you know that is going to be an expensive piece of ass!"-------- there is a Shriner's lodge parade heading this way and every fucking one of them is wearing a red hat!!!
about 1 pm there is a knock at the door and the new "guy " is there, he shakes the young mans hand firmly and ruffles his hair and bends down in his ear and says, "hey tiger I want you to go out on the balcony and count every person who comes by in the next hour with a red hat on, I"ll give you a buck for each one that passes the apartment!"
The kid practically runs out and begins to scan the street and sidewalk for red hats, the new boyfriend quickly scoops up his momma and rushes into the bedroom and closes the door behind him, after about 10 minute's junior is pounding on the bedroom door, the boyfriend is irritated and hollers what do you want? Junior laughs and says "I just wanted to let you know that is going to be an expensive piece of ass!"-------- there is a Shriner's lodge parade heading this way and every fucking one of them is wearing a red hat!!!
