and are waiting at the pearly gates. St. Peter says they can get into Heaven, but only if they have something with them related to Christmas.
The first guy flicks his lighter. “Look, it’s a Christmas candle!� he exclaims, and St. Peter lets him in.
The second fellows takes out his keys and jangles them. “Listen… Jingle bells! Jingle Bells!� he sings, and he is also allowed in.
The third guy, who died during the office Christmas party, thinks for a minute then takes a pair of ladies’ panties out of his pocket.
“Okay,� St. Peter asks. “What do those have to do with Christmas?�
“They’re Carol’s!�
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The first guy flicks his lighter. “Look, it’s a Christmas candle!� he exclaims, and St. Peter lets him in.
The second fellows takes out his keys and jangles them. “Listen… Jingle bells! Jingle Bells!� he sings, and he is also allowed in.
The third guy, who died during the office Christmas party, thinks for a minute then takes a pair of ladies’ panties out of his pocket.
“Okay,� St. Peter asks. “What do those have to do with Christmas?�
“They’re Carol’s!�
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