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Thursday groaner...

70 StangMan

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> > A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
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> > The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked,
> > "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
> >
> >
> > The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
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> >
> > So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs
> > and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
> >
> >
> > The busy flight attendant smiled and said, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
> >
> >
> > The boy said, "Yes, she did."
> >
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> > "Well then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
> > Southwest always pulls out on time. Ask her to explain that to you."
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> >
 
"70_Fastback" said:
LMFAO!!!

But why does it have to be Kansas...? :confu


Duh... because it immediately makes perfect sense to all when they read about someone leaving Kansas.... there destination doesn't really matter, just that they're leaving Kansas.
 
"daveSanborn" said:
Duh... because it immediately makes perfect sense to all when they read about someone leaving Kansas.... there destination doesn't really matter, just that they're leaving Kansas.

:confu Valid point.
 
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