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Tiger Jokes !!!

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Here are some Tiger Woods Jokes.

Elin, I'm never going to complain about your backseat driving again..." --Tiger Woods

Who says no one can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club?

This whole incdent with Tiger Woods is very shocking…
He is generally really good after hitting a tree !!i

A third woman is being linked to Tiger Woods and she may be pregnant. Apparently Tiger had another accident while trying to pull out---

Christmas is three weeks away. If you'd like to get Tiger Woods a gift, I hear he needs a new ball cleaner---

Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the White House party crashers, now claim they were definitely invited to that State dinner and that they did nothing wrong. Turns out, Mrs. Salahi was also invited to spend the night with Tiger Woods---

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
--Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards...

Why did Tiger Woods' wife use the 9 iron to break the rear window?
--Because she hated the driver...

What did Tiger Woods' wife do with the leftover turkey from Thanksgiving?
--She made him a club sandwich...

Tiger Woods canceled an appearance at his own golf tournament this week. He decided to crash at home instead---

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. Apparently he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron---

If I were as rich as Tiger Woods, I would hire a chauffer to crash my car---

Tiger Woods has agreed to meet with Florida police...for a $20 million appearance fee---

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
 
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They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
 
That's the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver.

I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.

The worst part of Tiger's car accident?
The police found the driver in the trunk.

Thats the first time Tiger's wife was upset at him for getting a birdie.
 
What's the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards!

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
 
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