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Time for the wedding registry

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David67

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So finally we going this weekend to Bed, Bath and Beyond and Macy's for the wedding registries. :cry

Anyways I got approval if I want to register for anything I want somewhere else I could. :ecit

I thinking about Cabelas website. Since I buy most of my ammo there since I can't find it here locally in SoCal.

Any other websites to go to? I was hoping for more car stuff?
 
Sportmansguide.com and cheaperthandirt.com is where I get all my bang bang accessories. We did our regristy at lowes too. We had a few gifts, but most gave us gift cards it walmart and lowes. Saved the trouble of getting stuff that we'd never use.
 
Oh David, David, David...

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. (Rita Rudner)

Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)

A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman)

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns)

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'. (Henny Youngman)

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)

All marriages are mixed marriages. (Chantal Saperstein)

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. (Clint Eastwood)

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Henny Youngman)

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

A husband said to his wife, 'No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.'

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, 'OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.'

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Q: Did you know that there is a food out there that will stop a woman from wanting sex?
A: Its' called "Wedding Cake"

haha So your finally going to make an honest woman out of Jen. :craz Congrats Its about time. :) fd
 
Make sure you get married in the afternoon.
That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day
 
Dave,
After all these words of encouragement, how can you go wrong. How about registering at Traders Joe? :craz
 
I'll refrain from telling you my true views re marrige and wish you luck

On a lot of the parts vendor sites you can set up a wish list...Summit comes to mind.
 
Dude, do yourself a favor and don't go register. Let her do it with her mom, a friend, something. I didn't do it (no way Jose) but I had plenty of friends that got involved in that. I don't see them much anymore. I honestly believe that if a guy goes to register with his fiance that he has to check his kahunas at the door and they end up in the lost and found bin somewhere. If you find it completely necessary to attend, start drinking at 8 am.
 
"blue65coupe" said:
I honestly believe that if a guy goes to register with his fiance that he has to check his kahunas at the door and they end up in the lost and found bin somewhere.
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Couldn't disagree more.

Hmm, now where DID I put those things?
 
No witty replies here, because you two are a great couple.

Planning a bachelor party? Vegas perhaps?

Reminder: In case your minister can't make it, Reverend John (yours truly) is on standby. My calendar's filling up; I've got 2 weddings scheduled for May and one in Sept
 
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