Subject: : A Blonde in church
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation,
>
> Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to
the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a
> Christian community can't tolerate. I am embarrassed and do
> not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to
> stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'
>
> No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you
> have the nerve To face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember,
> you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
> stand and confess your transgression.' Again all was quiet.
>
> Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that
> Would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was
> bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,'Reverend there
> has been a terrible misunderstanding.
>
> I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
> I simply told a couple Of my friends that you were a wizard under
> the sheets.'
>
> The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted,
> and the congregation roared.
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation,
>
> Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to
the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a
> Christian community can't tolerate. I am embarrassed and do
> not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to
> stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'
>
> No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you
> have the nerve To face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember,
> you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
> stand and confess your transgression.' Again all was quiet.
>
> Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that
> Would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was
> bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,'Reverend there
> has been a terrible misunderstanding.
>
> I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
> I simply told a couple Of my friends that you were a wizard under
> the sheets.'
>
> The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted,
> and the congregation roared.
