Top 10 country songs

[FordDude]

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One Country Song ---

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

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[B67FSTB]

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[70 StangMan]

and let's not forget....... How can I miss you if you won't go away ??
or.......It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed my Ass out all day long.

 

[66gt350]

One of my favorites...although it's not a country song, but a Jimmy Buffett -- The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

 

[crustycurmudgeon]

"Poor me, Poor me, Pour me another"

Frank

 

[Mach1Mark]

One of my all time favs . . . 'If I cant be #1 in your heart then #2 on you'.