Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[RustyRed]

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

 

[blue65coupe]

Sending to my wife as we speak.

 

[KBMWRS]

Does the wife know the combination to the gun safe? :scar :scar

 

[blue65coupe]

Negatory. She's asked before "just in case something were to happen to me and she needed to get some documents". My response, "call dad, he knows".

 

[RustyRed]

Negatory. She's asked before "just in case something were to happen to me and she needed to get some documents". My response, "call dad, he knows".

I'll be...you are smarter than we've previously given you credit for. Hopefully she doesn't decide to torture the combo out of you with owl pictures :nk

 

[Anonymous]

I just see it now;

It's late at night, D rolls over thinking he's gonna get lucky and WHAM....he's face to face with an OWL.

 

[blue65coupe]

That will never happen because.......................

he's gonna get lucky

........THAT will never happen.

 

[Anonymous]

:lol :lol