Top ten reasons you are ready to leave the hospital

[guruatbol]

10- The food starts to taste good and you want more.
9- You've seen all the DVDs they have
8- It becomes easy to pea in a bottle
7- you push the button just to chat
6- there's no more to tell about your Mustang. Everyone has heard it all and you have to start making stuff up.
5- Saturday TV
4- the hot blankets are too hot
3- You are on first name basis with the doctors
2- The huge bruises on your body have gone from black to purple to green


The number one reason it is time to go home from the hospital is (drum roll here)


1- You get hospital goggles looking at the nurses! (ie. even the ugly ones make Mr. Happy stand up!)


Hehehehehe

Mel

 

[B67FSTB]

lol !!!! You are ready to go home. !!

 

[FordDude]

Reason number 1 is good enough for me, or they need to cut back on your drugs. :roll

Disclaimer: I am married to a nurse. :wth

fd

 

[DEL65]

11. You look forward to sponge baths by male nurses.

 

[guruatbol]

11. You look forward to sponge baths by male nurses.

LOL, I have to tell you guys it only hurts to sneeze or laugh....That was so funny, my sides hurt!

Mel

 

[Jack1966]

Mel, glad to see this behind you.

ps: I've been doing #6 for the last 10 years.

 

[beach pony]

Nice to see your in good spirits Mel. The road to recovery is getting shorter and shorter!

 

[DAVER]

There is only one reason describing readiness to leave a hospital.

Hospitals are increasingly becoming the highest location of obtaining the MSRV virus and similar staph infectious viruses.

You can survive whatever medical issue and procedure you need treatment for but you are opening yourself up to far worse exposure to literally deadly stuff in those places and I don't care what kind of cautionary methods and procedures in safeguarding this problem these hospitals tell you.

Get in and get out.

Game over.

 

[cmayna]

So....when exactly are you departing your luxury vacation spot to head home?

 

[guruatbol]

Craig, I left Saturday....

Mel