Subject: Leafs Jersey
Police DO Care
Toronto Police Department reports finding a man's body in a local river
just west of the Don Valley Parkway. The dead man's name will not be
released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was
wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo,
and a Leafs hockey jersey. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.
The police removed the Leafs hockey jersey--- to spare his family any
unnecessary embarrassment.
Police do care!
Police DO Care
Toronto Police Department reports finding a man's body in a local river
just west of the Don Valley Parkway. The dead man's name will not be
released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was
wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo,
and a Leafs hockey jersey. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.
The police removed the Leafs hockey jersey--- to spare his family any
unnecessary embarrassment.
Police do care!
